My name is LOKi, and I am a cat. I am the love-child of my mother and father. I have a sister, Sprankeltje, aka Bean, who is a calico.
Thare haf bin sum nasty rumers (I fink Bean started them) that I don't haf good pursunal hygene. Heer are sum akshun pikshures that shoe that I reely doo wash myself. Mom says that thees pikshures wur furry diffikult to take becuz I purrform this task at the speed of lite.