Thursday Thirteen!

Sock munkey
The lights
The Tree Skirt- gud place to stage mouse toy flights
Dad's Star Trek Enterprise- compleet with scarry message frum Spock
Ornament boxxes
Anything espensive
Hanging window lites
Carmen Miranda glitteree fishie
Shiny rownd baall
Drippee beed ornuments
Blown glasss kitties
Shinny, glitteree garlunds
Christmas is grate!


Torti Tuesday

This is Bean-In -A-Bag. She iz a Torti, but itz hard tu tell wen she dresses up in a bag fur speshul days. She is weerd.


Gud Kittie

I havn't blogged lately. I been beeing a gud kittie fur my Mom. She has had a bowt wif "depresshun." It makes hur feel down an owt, an it's mi reponsibilty tu sit wif hur an purr, and lik, an reech owt mi paws to hur. It takes a reel smart kittie to accept this mishun, an I take it reel seeriously. I'm not leeving hur alone eefun fur a minnit. That's mi duty. Beefor blogging.


Thursday Thirteen # 4

Thursday Thirteen-

Thirteen Resons I Like My Paws

  1. They are furry beootiful.
  2. I can scratch itchy spots with them.
  3. I can swipe The Others food wif them.
  4. I can maek feeding tuubs from de fud bags with them.
  5. I can throw water wif them.
  6. They can play wif fev-ver toys wif them.
  7. I can paw at Mom with them.
  8. Nice nails!
  9. I can write my blog.
  10. I can hit The Others.
  11. They let me run reel fast and dangerously.
  12. I can fight my way out of loked boxes with them.
  13. I am able to knock lots of priceless tings ofur with them.


Torti Tuesday # 2

It's Torti Tuesday! Heer iz Been laying in a hamok she maed. She likes tu slepe in weerd places.


Sum Cat Hiku

Tuday I haf sum cat hiku (haiku- ed.) fur yu. It is abowt hare.

I wud haf thot yu'd
Thank me fur geting sick where
Yu cud not see it.

I wate fur yu tu
Cleen the rugs. Hak! Hak! Heer:
My best hareball to date.

Ooops: anuther hare
Ball. Surry; gess I'm haffing
A bad hare ball day.

Sumtimes wen I'm bored
I hunch up an luk ill just
To maek yu nerfus.


Mom's Burthday

Mom's burthday is Sunday, an I here she's havun a bunch uf peple ofur. I'm scard uf peple that arnt my own. I am planing to spend a lot uf time under de Safety Chair. I'm nut letting Mom hide any uf hur stuf under dere (she calls thet "cleening up".) Mebbe she'll leef de cumputer out, en I can rite. I dout it. Mebbe she'll poot de computer unner my Safety Chair. Rite.
Dis also meens dat I wil haf tu hold in my bafrum activitees. Nut gud, but better dan seeing peple dat arnt my own.


Thursday Thirteen- # 3

It's time for Thursday Thirteen #3. Mom tuk dis picfur uf 13 uf my fafurite toys!


Cleaning Mom

Mom decided she wus going to clene howse today. I had to spend a lot of time under the Safety Chair to protect mysulf. Since Kitten an Bean hurl all the time, Mom pulls out this awful snake-hissything she calls a "stemer." It spews out hot, wet air, and then clenes all our hard wurk. Meen, meen Mommy. She got all swetty, ha-ha.
In the end, she appeesd us with sum nu orgasmic treets frum tradr jos. It wurked, an now we are happy agin.


Mourning This Afternoon

We are very sad today. Our Mom's sister's kittie passed away. The vet diagnosed her with inoperable lung cancer. Oopsie was a remarkable 23 years old, the oldest kittie I ever knew of. She didn't like anyone but her mom (she even chased Mom's brother around the house- brave kittie!)
She will always be with us, and she is now with all our friends that we have lost.


Vishus Sea-Animules

Skeezix an his frends have bin bringing the problem of Vishus Deer in2 the 4front, a very importunt public survis. I wud lik to ad Vishus Sea-Animules as a furry weel thret to kitties.

When me Mom un Dad got a salebote, there wus talk uf Kitty Life Jakets so we cud join them on du watur (luckily, dat talk died down reul qwik.) I'm glad, becuz I hid under the Safety Chair and evesdroped on one of deir convursashuns, and I was affwaid, furry affwaid. Haf your paws ready to put offur your eyes- these aren't pwetty.

In de sea, thare are fish made out of jelly, and the jelly can sting yu! EEEEK. Mom an Dad see thum all the time!

Den deir are the world's biggust Octopi here, an I think they are called Octopuss's. Oh, my. Dey haf 8 legs, an are furry smart. Are they related to Pussy Cats? I think an hope not.

Ratfish- dose are sort uf self-explanatory, but I don't think I want to catch one- effun fur my Mom.

Hear is a sea-woofie, a wolf-fish. U'd think U wudn't haf to watch out for woofies under da water!

Okay, here is the wurst an most shocking (the hair on my ears is standing up strate!) there ar sharks here! I'm so scared! To think that Mom an Dad are out there... I cun only hope their will is updated, an dat we are well provided fur!

So, Fellow Felines, beware of Vishus Deer an Vishus Sea-Animules!