Only Rumers

Thare haf bin sum nasty rumers (I fink Bean started them) that I don't haf good pursunal hygene. Heer are sum akshun pikshures that shoe that I reely doo wash myself. Mom says that thees pikshures wur furry diffikult to take becuz I purrform this task at the speed of lite.

Sum Cat Hiku

Tuday I haf sum cat hiku (haiku- ed.) fur yu. It is abowt hare.

I wud haf thot yu'd

Thank me fur geting sick where

Yu cud not see it.

I wate fur yu tu

Cleen the rugs. Hak! Hak! Heer:

My best hareball to date.

Ooops: anuther hare

Ball. Surry; gess I'm haffing

A bad hare ball day.

Sumtimes wen I'm bored

I hunch up an luk ill just

To maek yu nerfus.