Look wut Mom bot us- sum new reel estayte! It has eers, whipskers and a tale!
It's reely sturdy- I haf conducted sum comsumer tests on it. Yoo can get inside and make it bownse arownd, yoo can scratch at it, yoo can attak Bean and other Beans, and yoo can sleep in it. Yoo can put yur toys in thare and beet the crap owt of them. All-in-all, a vary vursatyle abode.
Bean likes to sleep in it- yoo can bearly see hur in thare. She's surt of lazy.
Mom sed she got it at Ikea fur just $6.99 (she's sort of a cheep-skate.) It is eezy to assembell, and furry lite-wate.
Mom is the best when she puts owr needs furst. She just has to remane furry fokused on that.