Thirteen Resons I Like My Paws
I can scratch itchy spots with them.
I can swipe The Others food wif them.
I can maek feeding tuubs from de fud bags with them.
I can throw water wif them.
They can play wif fev-ver toys wif them.
I can paw at Mom with them.
I can write my blog.
I can hit The Others.
They let me run reel fast and dangerously.
I can fight my way out of loked boxes with them.
I am able to knock lots of priceless tings ofur with them.