Mom cleened (fownd) the coffee table, and she fownd sum reely cool stuff. There were at leest two nip bananas, Orgasmic treats from Trader Joe's, some string, sticky tape, and some battery candles! The candles are kool becuz we can walk on them and not light ourselves up. Neeto!
I'm hoping she cleens next behind the fridgefrature. I'm shure there are snakes, spiders, and my favorite, big edible wasps. It's fun to watch Mom compleetely lose it when I get them in my mouth.
It's too bad Mom and Dad don't get thare milk in plastic bottles ennymore- the bloo rings frum them were the best!