Sumtimes...

Sumtimes-
When it's raining owtside,
When I haven't had a good nite,
When Bean is being partikularly bothersum,
When I don't get enuf food to sustane my lifestile,
When I can't find my toys,
When my faforitt jaket is noware to be fownd,
When Mom isn't arownd,
I just like to pretend life is not happening.

A Furry, Furry Bad Day

Today is a furry, furry bad day. Mom took Kitten to the vet this mourning, and the vet fownd a large tomor in Kitten's abdomen. Mom has to go back to the vet when Dad comes home, and then they have the furry, furry hard task of having to put Kitten to sleep. Mom has been sitting here bawling all day, and she can't stop.

RIP, Kitten. We will miss you so furry much.

Cleaning Mom

Mom decided she wus going to clene howse today. I had to spend a lot of time under the Safety Chair to protect mysulf. Since Kitten an Bean hurl all the time, Mom pulls out this awful snake-hissything she calls a "stemer." It spews out hot, wet air, and then clenes all our hard wurk. Meen, meen Mommy. She got all swetty, ha-ha.
In the end, she appeesd us with sum nu orgasmic treets frum tradr jos. It wurked, an now we are happy agin.